Florida Man June 2 is another action-packed day full of complete ridiculousness. Of course, it stars one of the world’s most exciting wonders, Florida man.
These people travel around the world, causing chaos and trouble. Other times they just do the darndest things, even in their state. We will look at some of the crazy stuff that Florida Man has done on June 2nd.
Florida Man June 2, 2021: Stand Your Ground Vs. Iguana
A Florida man recently tried to shoot an iguana on June 2. He hit the Iguana, and the poor creature barely held onto life.
It died on the way back to the animal control office. The man also did several other things to the iguana, torturing the little guy.
When going to court, the man decided that he would play a defense that we think might be a first. He stated that the iguana had started the fight. In Florida (and some other states), a person can stand their ground when attacked. That includes using lethal force.
Florida Man argued that the three-foot iguana had engaged in a vicious attack, and he was standing his ground. While iguanas can be humanely killed in Florida, we hope this man gets charged for his crime.
June 2 Florida Man: Naked Man In School
Florida Man was recently arrested after spending 24 hours in a school naked. He was running around the building for a full day vandalizing the building. He did accessorize for his naked vandalism with a hat and headphones.
His vandalizing included flooding, damaging walls, and other mischiefs. The amount of damage to the school was somewhere around $100,000.
Florida man June 2nd: Cash Flash Live
Facebook live has become a popular entertainment platform in the modern world. A 22-year-old Florida man decided he would go on a live stream while bragging about all the money he had. The money he had gotten from illegal dealings.
While he was on his life showing off all of that cash, the police got word of what was going on. The police then raided the live. In the live recording, you can hear the SWAT team breaking down the door and entering the house.
Florida Man June 2 : Shark Teeth and Alligators
A Florida man decided it would be a great idea to start diving for shark teeth. This Florida Man was probably lucky he didn’t find a shark but not that lucky because an alligator did find him. The alligator grabbed onto his head, and Florida Man became a snack for the hungry alligator.
As sometimes happens, Florida Man got lucky, and the alligator didn’t commence its death roll. Somehow the man escaped with only a fractured skull and stitches. The attack could have been much worse.
Baby Clothed Florida Man
Okay, so this one has us scratching our heads. A Florida man decided to break into a woman’s home and hold the occupant hostage. The woman must have been quite scared when the man started masturbating in front of her. As if that wasn’t enough, the man decided he would try putting on the home owner’s baby’s clothes.
Not only must that poor homeowner be scared, but she is probably also scarred for life now.
We hope that you enjoyed today’s tales from Florida Man June 2. We sure are confused by everything he manages to get up to. Take a look at some of our other days in history to have more laughs at the wild things Florida Man has done.
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