Florida Man continues to cause wake in the news and these Florida man July 14 stories show us exactly why.
When you compare him to what people in other states do, you find that Florida Man is the leader in the Darwin awards. Take a look at some of the things that Florida Man has done on July 14th.
Florida Man July 14: Vandalism for a Cause
This Florida Man found a good cause. He was standing up against racism. However, the police and courts tend to frown on his methods.
Florida Man bought spray paint and stencils and started spraying anti-racist statements on stop signs. Florida Man managed to spray paint about 100 stop signs in just a few days.
Covering stop signs and obstructing them can be dangerous and is definitely illegal.
What Florida Man forgot to check was for cameras. A nearby security camera caught Florida man painting the signs. After reviewing the tapes, a judge issued a warrant.
Officers found the paint cans and stencils in Florida Man’s house. Florida Man couldn’t hold his tongue, though.
He told the police to arrest him and take him to a judge. He thought no one would convict him of the statements because they were against racism.
Florida Man July 14: Takes Penis as Trophy
Those who get squeamish might want to take a breath before this one. Florida Man found out that his wife was cheating on him and decided he would break into the man’s house.
Once inside the man’s house, he attacked the man and tied him up. He decided to cut off the man’s penis with a pair of scissors while the man was tied up.
Instead of leaving the penis there, he took it home as a trophy. An ambulance rushed The penisless man to the hospital in stable condition.
Police arrested the Florida Man for burglary and assault. When the police arrived, Florida Man still had the penis in his hand.
We have no news on the status of the man’s penis at this time
Florida Man July 14: Pet Alligator
Pets are something that you can find worldwide, but it isn’t common to have a 13-foot-long pet. Florida Man had a 13-foot pet alligator in his home.
The alligator had grown so large it could no longer leave home for Florida Man’s backyard.
Authorities seized the alligator for the safety of the animal.
In their investigation, they found out that the only things that Florida Man fed his alligator were cookies and pizza. The alligator’s favorite cookie was chocolate chip Chips Ahoy.
Unlike everyone else, Florida Man does not take a single day off. Make sure that you look at some of the other days in history that we have covered for more good Florida Man content.
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